Barak’s Bingo Playing Stepmom

by Hollie Sanders

One Braknell bingo playing pensioner has been watching the results for the Presidential race with perhaps more of a close eye than the rest of us. This person happens to be the Stepmom of Barak Obama. That is right, she lives in the UK and as her famous stepson gets closer to the Whitehouse, she has been giving the telly a little more close attention.

Kezia Obama has been suffering some sleepless nights and this is not because eh has been having nightmares about not winning at bingo. Barack Obama is the first black man to actually become the Democratic candidate in the Presidential race. I am really happy he won, I think that Bill Clinton was a great US President (all indiscretions aside) and he has admitted to loving online bingo. But I cannot she Hillary being a bingo lover.

Kezia Obama lives in a Bullbrook Housing Association Home and plays bingo at the Point Bingo in Skimped Hill lane. But she says she hasn’t been feeling well lately as she is not sleeping right from worrying about Barak. Perhaps we should tell her about online bingo so she can play at night when she can’t sleep! She worries at night, yet she is still convinced that he can go all the way and beat John McCain.

She still sticks to her daily routine, despite all the drama that has been taking place across the pond. Every day she takes a walk with her friend and they go to play at Point Bingo. She says that neither of them have ever won more than ₤2 000 and she also said that “everyone loves bingo, it’s really exciting, you just have to keep your fingers crossed.” Her other method of relaxation besides playing bingo is listening to Elvis music.